Tuesday, November 06, 2007

Cry Baby Spartans

I don't feel any remorse, in fact I feel great pleasure at making babies cry, as long as those babies are from the self proclaimed "upstate rival" of ours at East Lansing.

Hoyer, the Quarterback from Michigan State remarked on the "little brother" comment by Mike Hart:
"Let's just put it this way, if anybody hadn't taken this personal up until this point, it's personal now," Hoyer said, with his voice starting to tremble halfway through his comment.

"Sooner or later, the little brother -- you want to put us that way -- you get pushed around enough, (Hoyer gulps with his eyes all red at this point) , the little brother fights back and kicks the other brother's ass."

He then covered his face with the palm of his hands and started sobbing loudly, finally letting out a loud cry, "waaaaa!!!". The crowd in the Press Conference looked in disdain, confusion, and some, with a smirk in response to the sudden weeping.

Yeah, crying after a game, calling things personal will actually help you beat Michigan. If I were you I'd use the extra time to watch film and taking reps on the practice field.

From some anonymous dude in North Campus,

Michigan - 109 Years Of Making Michigan State Babies Cry

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A lot of stuff about what I think, and not what I am about. Which is good, because I would be able to make fun of Notre Dame, Wisconsin, Penn State, and discuss on our futility against Ohio State. (But Woo Shoelace!)

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