Some people do dumb stuff

Like setting themselves on fire, and I lose money

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Dancing with the dark side

This is an exclusive interview with InFamous JukeBox, the alter ego of JukeBox that was recently unearthed while playing InFamous.

J: So, how did you end up doing all those bad things?
IFJ: Bad things? Like what?

J: Like blowing up pedestrians, draining them of their life force, and basically wreaking havoc as you rampage down the road.
IFJ: Look, I don't blow up pedestrians for no reason, most of the time they're just in the way and I was trying to electrocute the dustman they're blocking. They're the reason why the dustmen controlled the warren in the first place. Draining them of their life force? Well, I gotta recharge my energy in order to save the city, and power's gotta come somewhere right?

J: You could be more careful with the lightning bolts, and also can't you just suck the juice out of a parked car or something?
IFJ: Look, those dustmen were shootin' at me, I'd like you to say the same when you're getting shot at. Also, they're were gonna die either way, and I'm just relieving their pain. Also imagine you're the owner of the parked car and you came back to find that your car won't start just to extend some sorry bastard's already long life. Man you'd be pissed too. Now, draining someone's car battery, that's evil. Plus the poor bastard's been shot or something anyway, I'm not responsible for that.

J: But I saw that you sent a car flying at him.
IFJ: If I sent a car flying at their face, it's also a way to tell them to get the hell outta my way. Plus I'm probably aiming for a dustman nearby anyway. They're own fault for not looking where they walk.

J: That's terrible, how could you do such a thing.
IFJ: This interview's over.

*Red lightning flashes hitting Jukebox square in the chest*

J: AARRRGGHHHH..... ugh....... heh heh heh....

Still In Chicago

My PS3 that is. Fedex still has it in Chicago, scheduled to arrive on FRIDAY!