Harry Potter vs LOTR 2

Hi, this is part 2 to the questions I'd ask myself about on Harry Potter and LOTR. Today I'll be talking to Mr. E, who has read all 7 books of the Harry Potter series, and the LOTR trilogy.

Me: Hello, and good evening

E: Good Evening.

Me: Let us get to our first question, do you like LOTR better or Harry Potter better?

E: LOTR.

Me: Very well, it seems that there are a lot of LOTR fans out there. Well, did Harry Potter drop out because of the awesomely funny way Snape died? *a sadistic laughter follows*

E: *laughs along, then abruptly pulls a long face* No.

Me: Then, is it because you like the hissing of Gollum? And can you make an imitation of it using your keyboard?

E: LOL.

Me: hmm. Not much of an imitation there, but whatever. Who is your favourite character in LOTR and do you have a secret desire to sleep with him/her?

E: . . . . . .
*after a while*

wth . . . . .

Me: That's not much of an answer. And much less a correct answer.

E: to tis question?!!?

Me: Yes. *wonders why is the interviewer getting a question like this* Basically you can answer a character's name first, then follow up by "yes, no or maybe" for the second part.

E: is thr spose to b a correct one?!
*after 15 minutes of pondering, and after the interviewer started to get a bit impatient*

i m bad at such questions, cos i m secretly trying to organize an orgy fest w all the hot characters, meaning no monsters, house elves, but since veelas r so hot.. i ll make an exceptions.

Me: very well. Thank you, and have a good evening. It's past my bedtime now.
E: You're welcome.

Harry Potter vs LOTR

I took to my liberty to ask some questions to friends of mine on the 2 series/movies. Today, I will be interviewing Mr. W.

Me: Hello and good morning, mr W.
W: Hi.

Me: Have you read the latest Harry Potter book, "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows".
W: Yes.

Me: Okay, good, just what we needed, and I assumed you read all 7 books of the Harry Potter series, and the Lord of the Rings trilogy?
W: You can put it that way.

Me: Good. So we shall go into our first "real" question, shall we? Well, which series did you like better, LOTR or Harry Potter?
W: Wow, you sure start with a tough question. I enjoyed both series real well. I think LOTR has the edge.

Me: Did you like LOTR better because of the Gollum and his hissing?
W: Mm. I don't find it particularly sexy if that's what u're asking.

Me: *Sits upright* Certainly not. What do you think of characters who refers themselves in 3rd person?
W: These people can be more intelligent that others because they tend to look at things in a different perspective. Take W and his answer to the interview right now. W is a smart guy. see the connection?

Me: Very well. Let us move on to the next question. Who is ur favorite character in LOTR, and do you have a secret desire to sleep with him?
W: hmm.. probably Aragorn, maybe Legolas. And for the second part of the question, I'd guess no, because if there were "secret" desires, it would be secret, even to myself.

Me: Thank you very much for ur time.
W: You're welcome.